I was on holiday earlier this week in Scotland, and at the place I was staying, there was a lovely little poem in the bathroom entitled "This Is His Life". I thought I'd share it with you all:

This Is His Life

From 20 to 30 if a man lives right,
It's once in the morning and twice at night.
From 30 to 40 if he still lives right,
He misses a morning and sometimes at night.
From 40 to 50 it's just now and then.
From 50 to 60 it's God knows when.
From 60 to 70 if he's still inclined...
But don't let him kid you,
It's still on his mind.
His sporting days are over,
His little light is out-
What used to be his sex appeal
Is now his water spout.
It used to be embarrasing
To make the thing behave;
As almost every morning,
It stood and watched him shave.
But now it's getting older,
It sure gives him the blues
To have it dangling down his legs,
And watch him clean his shoes.
Amen & Druce

I thought it was quite funny. Naturally, the poem can be found (albeit many are variations) over the internet, and a quick google search revealed that it was written by a Scot, so the poem is a nice way to remember Scotland.
Thoughts?